Yesterday is here.

Today, I shared with my colleague that I finally found the reason why fewer women want to give birth these days. The reason: their friends who get married and have babies before they do. Here's why:

• Your married and was once impregnated friend messages you every day to talk about the baby that she has given birth to.
• Every motherfuggin entry these women post on every motherfuggin social media platform is photos of their babies, articles they chance upon somewhere relating to motherhood and babies, and how China is making soup out of fetuses and coating them in batter before throwing them into pots of boiling oil. 

I'm definitely not sore because I'm single and have no babies. I just really want to let you know, if you're one of these girls, that you are annoying. And your baby is just going to be another human being. And just for your info, your vagina has expanded in size by at least three inches after childbirth. Because you're forever talking about the baby, your husband finds your married life revolving around another human being instead of him. Don't let your husband contribute another head count to the rising rate of infidelity and please, cut everyone some slack by knowing the fact that our lives don't have to revolve around your baby.