Classic. This morning I realized I have rashes all over my both arms.
Commuted to work and saw yet another classic. A pair of elephant legs wearing really short sailor skirt with high cut converse which the laces could not even be done for the top two holes. Seated at my eleven o'clock, I have not much of a choice but to stare at them because they were really attention seeking. I mean, really, there's no wrong about being confident and all, but hey? If your legs were just thicker than the usual, it's alright. But imagine! Total elephant can? If Deshole was still around, he'd laugh his fake balls off too. I inherited the art of criticizing strangers from him. Do not blame me for being this unlearned. And no, I am not spreading rumors about him. He's just this way. So adorable right.
My blog is getting so boring without pictures. =(
I've asked my besties to tanning this saturday to hook up random guys just to while a little time. I've officially declared my negligence towards my guinea pigs. And I swear upon my balls I will have their burrow cleaned by next Monday. Monday is the deadline or Tuesday I'll have no balls.
Dawn (my Scorpio sister) said based on a research done by a bunch of left handers, lefties die younger compared to righties because they are always using righties' equipments. She's a left hander. She finally realized that I have lost weight. I am so uber happy now because she hasn't just seen me for two days and she can see the differences. God, I feel a little tinier now and I yearn to be as tiny as a pea. But not my boobies. Thank you.
God I am so tired and I have to wake up for this stupid meeting tomorrow. Why!
I received an email from Nic and it made me smile although he sounded like he's typing a litigation document.
This afternoon I had a wicked thought, I thought of giving names for the boyfriends which I have really fancied before and this is the list. I mean no offense, ex boyfriend if you're reading this. Just for my own laughs okay.
1. Benstard (Bennett)
2. Aloyshit (Aloysius)
3. Deshole (You know. I can't type his name right now)
I've formed the word B.A.D. GOSH! It's an unsuspecting omen which I have failed to see!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! /happy
3 comments:
firstly, you have no balls to swear to so i believe your furballs gonna become shitballs by the end of next week.
secondly, unless it rains, my saturday will be yours to ruin as im currently trying hard to become fairer.
thirdly, are we gonna do another drunk beach session? make sure we do!!!!
firstly, you have no balls to swear to so i believe your furballs gonna become shitballs by the end of next week.
secondly, unless it rains, my saturday will be yours to ruin as im currently trying hard to become fairer.
thirdly, are we gonna do another drunk beach session? make sure we do!!!!
i have balls. ya don't know? i'll flash em to ya soon.
i'm just hoping my Ps end before sat. otherwise i don't really see a connection between beach and tampon.
do we have a contingency plan?
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