Just T & C.

So... This may turn out to be an ordinary Wednesday just like any other but I almost burst into maniacal laughter when Tracy decided to forward me an email that she received at work; 




From:To (MCIL)
To: xxxx.xx@me.com
Date: February 06, 2013 3:30:16 PM
Subject: RE: The BHB Sales Pitch of a "Model" + Blogger and a Great Sample on How to Overcome it

Dear XXX,

Greetings to you.

Im Zy, a Singapore Model + Blogger at
http://zongyi.blogspot.com/


Offering you Marketing Opportunities at my blog!
1. Display of your company's logo/banner:
at the side of my Blog
Direct link to your website
Visible to readers when they enter my blog!
Rate: SGD $5/day


2. My Review on your products/services:
*Feel free to let me try your products or services*
In other words, i'll blog for your products and services,
take professional photos with your products to show that I am promoting your products,
An Example of the quality of professional photos:
http://zongyi.blogspot.sg/2012/09/love-more.html
and give my enthusiastic review.
*Rates: SGD $250 per blog post*

Past examples:
1. http://zongyi.blogspot.sg/2013/01/face-mask-bliss.html?m=1
2. http://zongyi.blogspot.sg/p/past-sponsorsadverts.html?m=1
3. http://zongyi.blogspot.sg/2012/10/get-sexy-now-rawh.html


Feel free to email me for any enquiries at xxx@hotmail.com.

Thank you very much.

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C’s very candid reply on behalf of To:

Dear ZY, greetings to you too. thank you for initiating contact.
I'm the marketing executive handling all social media related platforms. I just found out that I'm pregnant and also, I'm not gonna get a promotion this year.
I have been to your blog and seen your photos there. Unfortunately, my computer crashed the moment your photos start to load and sadly, you must have missed a hit to your site visits due to this.
I currently moonlight, with great expertise in Photoshop and I could help edit your photos at a friendly rate of 4 bucks a photo. Because I'm pregnant now and I need the money, I could give you a ten percent off
Please feel free to let me try my professional Photoshop skills on your photos too
Thank you