Monday, January 5, 2009

One Brazen Shoe Hussy.

Alrighty, having slept at daybreak and waking up at 3pm has alienated me from the entire world. Now I am at a loss on what to do. Was shopping online at La Senza and found out that their shipping costs 40 moolah and I was like wtf? It's more expensive than Speed Post service of my watch to Japan. Speaking of which, I haven't seen my watch for two weeks. And there's no news from Japan side. God. 

CNY is just so around the corner. I can't wait to put those cute round pineapple tarts into my mouth. And wear my new Kate Spade wedges! Oh holy, speaking of which, I purchased a pair of Jessica Simpson sandals online just last night when I told my sister that I won't spend anymore, except for some new lingerie. I feel like a sinner, every single day.

I was so bored last night, I googled on "World's Fattest" and thoroughly convinced myself to die an instant death if I were to get so amazingly obese. Which is not going to happen most probably, otherwise I won't be able to fit in those lovely heels/boots. And people will start throwing bread and stones at me. 

I cut my hair four inches shorter and it's alot more thinner than before. Which obviously is not a good thing because I know I look better in big hair. /bawls at my figure of whale and haggard hairdo



Tell me I'm a Brazilian in actual fact.
Alo!